et hoc transibit.

vogelbird: THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:23 -0400

THINGS I LIKE

when people use my name in conversation

when people say “this reminded me of you!”

when people remember little things i say/do

when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them

when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

groomp: superhighschoolleveluguu: snug-ler: D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:45:49 -0400

groomp:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

snug-ler:

D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ ̵̡̫̭͇̼͈̰̊ͧ̏ͬ̊̆̔ͅY̨̪̻̫̣̒̓͟O̗̞͚͕̞͋̈̏ͫ̒ͫ͠͞U̢̫̲͈̫̙̣̺ͣͨ̋̓̔́͞ ̭͖͚̗̎̉̿̀̚͡Ç̱͖̃̎ͣ̉̓U̸̢̦͎͎̝ͩ̑̆͌ͮͫ͛͗T̺̬̹͇̳̔ͮ̄̓ͭͧ͋ͯ̀ ̷̢̛̻͈̬̲̦̀̔̅ͣͥ̌̀Dͦͬ͏̨̖̩O͕͎̝̣̰̟ͥ͋ͩ͌ͣ̕͟W̭̳̦͓͓͇̝ͯͬ̌͢Ņ͖͕͕͎͖̠̗̃̒̂̔́ ̸̲̫̘̫̜̣͎̈ͣͧ̎̒ͭͣ͟Ţ̦̝͖̪͎̘͔͑̑̈͒̀ͫH̡͙̖͍͛̎̎̓ͧͩ̔Iͯ̌͂̾͌͂͏̷̜̬͎͕Ş̧̘͈̻̃ͭͫ͘ ̺̘̝̩̩ͯ́ͅT͙̱͓̖̪ͮͯͭ̔͑̚͜ͅR̦̬͍̫̬̺̜̖̳͗̈́ͮ͢͡Ĕ҉̤̟̞̱̠̜̭̯͘Ȅ̴̖̺̼͇̞͙̗̗ͩͨͩ̓̋̎?̵̜̫̜͇̩̪͓̙͎ͧͨ̈́̓͋

fUCKING HELL

Everyone is putting out such great art dang

tumblgheadovrheels4u: kilisbeard: askluciferthelightbringer: itsjustcheeseandbread: soft...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:40:12 -0400

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

kilisbeard:

askluciferthelightbringer:

itsjustcheeseandbread:

soft satan

sad satan

little ball of rage

sassy satan

sammy satan

why did you kill gabe

:(

crying

nikolawashere: When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:48 -0400

nikolawashere:

When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

betterofallevils: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:38:14 -0400

betterofallevils:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

best-of-funny: X

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:13:40 -0400

best-of-funny:

X

ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT WHAT THE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:43 -0400

ashlekay:

onthesideoftheotters:

clockworkcalliope:

thefrogman:

OH GOD I ANGERED IT

WHAT THE FUCK

I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.

marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:09:27 -0400

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

reblog if you're satan

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:09:08 -0400

drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:08:57 -0400

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.

the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:05:42 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:05:28 -0400

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

assbutt-of-asgard: imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:04:38 -0400

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

best-of-funny: the-winchester-initiative: shinysherlock: pickled-johnlock: what do you say when...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:23:28 -0400

best-of-funny:

the-winchester-initiative:

shinysherlock:

pickled-johnlock:

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

That was fucking beautiful

X

fckfernie: Daddy is on tv.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:21:59 -0400

fckfernie:

Daddy is on tv.

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:34:09 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:32:40 -0400

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

h-ella: supamuthafuckinvillain: I jus threw up in my mouth AD

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:16:33 -0400

h-ella:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

AD

bonerbabe: boy moans are so nice

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:59:37 -0400

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:55:18 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected